• person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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    I know you’re afraid that you’re not ready. But no one ever thinks they’re ready. You just have to take the leap.

    How I Met Your Mother, Ted Mosby

    Season 4, Episode 7 

    Not a Father’s Day

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    (Source: quotethisrememberthis)

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    white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

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