pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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peewta:

”Was Peeta the bad guy all this time?” a iconic drama starring all those who didn’t read Mockingjay

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
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    thefurrynerd:

    *Eating chips*

    *Can’t hear game/movie/ audio*

    *Chews slower*

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    celestial-sexhair:

    cockroachsoup:

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    cockroachsoup:

    do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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    I’m doing it

    running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

    bottom of marshmallow is warm

    the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

    it’s working

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    the chocolate is melting

    i touched it and that happened

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    We did it kids

    welcome to the internet

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